So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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