I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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