the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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