Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
did you just send me my own nude
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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