10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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