so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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