hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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