matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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