your thong is hanging out like whoa
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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