Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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