They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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