i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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