Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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