There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
please don't ironically join a cult
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