so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
