Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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