HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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