The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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