yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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