we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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