Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
