I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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