So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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