he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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