And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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