It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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