I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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