You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize