Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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