$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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