Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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