Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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