Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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