So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
this will be a night to untag.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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