id be glad to
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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