People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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