Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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