i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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