I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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