Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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