Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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