Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
