I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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