Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
