Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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