this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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