That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
its liver damage thursday
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