If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
look no pants
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing