If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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