life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.