I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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