Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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