Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he just said he'd buy the porn

(919): View more from North Carolina

its a step up from the last guy

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore

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(705): View more from Ontario

Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on

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(604): View more from British Columbia

his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.

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(914): View more from New York

It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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