i wish my penis had a tongue
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She needs sedatives and a leash
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?