I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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