Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.