please come you make the beer taste better
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Less talking, more tequila
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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