You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.