i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk