If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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