dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I didn't shave. On purpose
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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