is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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